What’s Your A-Team?
Posted by mikevilla on October 29, 2009
Warning: Extreme randomness ahead.
So today we were randomly having a conversation about which actors we would want to save the world from invading alien zombies. Deep stuff I know. My A-Team would be as follows:
Daniel Craig:
Think about the two new Bond movies. He kills people even when he’s not supposed to. Those alien/zombies don’t stand a chance.
Gerald Butler:
300, Gamer, RocknRolla, Reign of Fire. This man is all that is man. Burly, bad ass, and a good singer to boot. Bonus points for being born in Scotland.
Will Smith:
Recommended by Taylor and Craig, I was pretty set against him at first. Fresh Prince and Hitch do nothing to boast about his apocalypse survival skills, but I think he’s finally out of his juvenile stages. Hancock, I Am Legend, and Men In Black (1 & 2) all attest to his butt-kicking skills.
Runner-ups:
Sylvester Stallone:
Freaking buffest 60 year-old I’ve ever seen. I’d take him, even at his grandpa age. You can’t beat Apollo Creed and take out an entire army of Burmese bad guys and not be considered for zombie-killer status.
Hugh Jackman:
Despite his extreme manliness exhibited in the latest X-Men, I don’t know if Hugh would be able to pull it off without his claws. As Taylor put it, “He’s a bit too much of a musical type person to save the world.”
Bruce Willis:
I don’t doubt Bruce’s world saving skills, the Die Hards and Armageddon proof they’re there. But I think they’re buried under a few too many years in the field. His age was showing in Live Free or Die Hard; he was way too slow getting up from jumping out of the police car.
Angelina Jolie:
That’s right. I listed a chick. She’ll kick your butt if you think otherwise. The Tomb Raider series, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Wanted are proof.
Also mentioned in the conversation:
Sean Connery, Michelle Rodriguez, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Samuel L. Jackson, and Jackie Chan.
So. The question of the day is, who is your A-Team that you’d trust to save the world? Leave a comment with your answer.
Jojo said
Definitely Mark Wahlberg…
Kelsey Heng said
Johnny Depp is the obvious choice.
21 Jump Street- he could use police force.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory- he could persuade them all to work for nothing in a giant factory.
Donnie Brasco- he beat out the mob.
Sweeney Todd- slice their throats.
Public Enemies- use sub-machine guns on them all.
Sleepy Hallow- zombies are like headless horsemen, right?
Edward Scissorhands- the ultimate fighter. slice.
I believe the evidence is clear.
and Angelina.